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Feb 09

Allow Me to Introduce Myself

dylan2

Well your Monday just got a lot better, huh? I know what you’re thinking: “Who the hell is Fire Andy Guy?” Well let me tell you a little bit about myself. What I lack in looks I make up for with sexual prowess. For all the ladies reading: the key to my heart is seasons 1 and 2 of Laguna Beach on blue-ray/dvd combo. I’m an athletic freak of nature (I can dunk on like a 8/8.5 foot basketball net, no big deal). If there’s a new Lifetime movie on TV, I will watch it. Also if you think somethings I say are my “opinion” you’re just wrong. My opinion is a science.

However, as we all know nobody is perfect. I too have my short comings. I cried when James Gandolfini died. I have wiped my ass with a Five guys Receipt and I have been the victim of a catfish scandal on Tinder. Hell, I thoroughly enjoy that show “Wizard’s of Waverly Place” (that wasn’t easy to admit).

So there you have it. I put it all on the line. Things are about to get interesting…

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